a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
by Will August 19, 2003
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Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.
Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend
by Dr. Know October 16, 2003
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He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.
by lizajane May 02, 2005
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A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.
Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.
by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004
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A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004
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to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones
Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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