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Jones Soda is possibly the most amazing soda out there. It comes in a wide variety of origional flavors like blue-bubblegum and strawberry lime as well as classics like cream soda. It comes in glass bottles with awesome lables that are always changing. Here is what they have to say about themselves : "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the beverage world. Good old soda with a twist. No hidden meanings, no billion dollar ad campaigns, At Jones, we want you to buy lots of soda and recycle the bottles. The labels are kinda like our minds - always changing. Run with the little guy... create some change."

they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com
"Man, I'm thirsty, wanna run down to the corner store and grab some Jones'?"
"HELLZ YEA!"
by iamslowlyfading February 10, 2005
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The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!
Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.
by anna_banana3 June 11, 2005
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The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.
Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008
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the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!
by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005
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an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
by sadiesykes! February 06, 2008
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