A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.

To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.

to talk or make fun or somebody or something.

An obsession; a burning desire. The undeniable passion or love for someone or something.

1 (Proper) A common surname in English-speaking countries such as The U.S., The U.K., and Canada, the fourth-most common in the United States, according to the U.S. Census.
2 (n.) A slang term for heroin.
3 (n.) An addiction to heroin.
4 (n.) An extreme desire for something such as a drug, a food, etc. which could be considered on par with the desire associated with that of of a heroin addict.
5 (v.) To long for or desire something in such a way.

To make fun of, or bring down. jone, joned, joning, etc.

Desire for something that may be sought irrespective of the consequences..
Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.