A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.
by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019
Jon is a very handsome guy, who loves his friends and family. He is very nice, funny, and sometimes shy when he meets a pretty girl! He supports his girlfriend through everything! He is an amazing boyfriend, who will do anything and everything for his lady! He doesn't play with girls, like most guys do! He is very strong and athletic! He usually loves someone who is athletic and strong like him!! They make the perfect power couple, and they are always doing something productive! Their bond is unbreakable,and they love each other unconditionally! <3
by Jaelyn Miller June 18, 2017
Jon, short version of Jonathan, or of the cooler version, Jonathon. Jon is the most amazing person in this world. If you got yourself a Jon, you can call yourself the luckiest. He is kind and always tries to make sure that his friends are okay. Jon will care for you and will try cheer you up when you're sad. He has a good taste in memes and also in food. Jon is the most epic gamer ever, he is basically a god in video games and in many other things. Jons have a lot of good traits, but they will refuse to believe it. Jons need to appreciate themselves more. A Jon has a gentle and lovely voice, especially when singing. He has the cutest smile and the cutest laugh. His eyes are the ones you just want to stare in forever. Jon is adorable inside and outside, and if you got a Jon, appreciate him. Jon deserves the world and all the good things in it.
by Xxthot.slayerxX March 06, 2020
Jon, without a h, is the best man a girl or friend can have. He's sweet, funny, smart, loyal, sexy, and just amazing. He's not the cheating kind. He will never hurt you on purpose. He loves comic books and knows everything there is to know about them. He's a very hard worker, and loves his job, and gives it his all. He is the very best friend you can have on your side. Has your back 100 if he says he does. Almost always tells the truth, even if it's ugly. When drinking he is overly confident, and angry, don't cross him if he's drinking, he will beat you up. Has a wonderful heart, and is always helpful. If you get a Jon your life, keep him, he will treat you right, be loyal, and committed.
by Unicornfartsandfairydust April 12, 2020
Jon is the kindest, most compassionate, caring, understanding, funny, loving, goofy, cute person you'll ever meet. He has the most gorgeous, white, pearly smile, that is so contagious, within a matter of seconds you'll be smiling too. He is physically very cute, with beautiful brown eyes, big dimples, tan skin and very tall. He is very affectionate vocally and gives the best cuddles and kisses, that make you feel so loved. He has the most amazing heart someone could ever have and is always determined to do his best. He is someone who is very understanding and wishes everyone the best in any circumstance. He is a family orientated person who is a mamma's boy. His goofiness is adorable and you will constantly have fun. He is very accepting and you never feel like you need to change your personality for him. He has the best sense of humour and will continue to make you laugh. He never wants you to feel down and will always check up on you too make sure you feel happy and safe. He is an amazing boyfriend who is charming and loving.
by Starstar_05 September 07, 2020
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