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Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.
by MyFootHurts November 07, 2010
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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