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penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
by Stephen C January 31, 2006
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
by alfonso burns March 17, 2005
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A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
by benjamin albert June 19, 2009
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n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
by William Lee January 23, 2004
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Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.
Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off
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