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Johnson 70 Sex move named after Johnson 2 stroke outbound motors

Take a drag of your smoke then motorboat a women while ex hailing. You may need to choke Her a little at the same time to get her going
Last night I gave her the old Johnson 70 She actually didn’t mind
by Thedon70 July 18, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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