a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019
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The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes
Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 01, 2019
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1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john
Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.
by Theamazinggeek September 04, 2019
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A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John
by Mikachu April 25, 2015
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a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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