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To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.

Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.

(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC
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