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a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.
g:So you had a date with Johna last night?
m:yeah, it was awesome. But I didn't get anything
by daughterofmother May 04, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)
no... it's John A.
by yoyoyo_14 May 28, 2011
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Johna is the girl who gets drunk despite her age. She would make a John/Johna army to rule the world.
1# oh wow you’re pregnant?

Yeah I hope she wont be a Johna

2# You shouldve seen her last night! She was a real Johna
by Dibdabdebby May 23, 2020
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