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JOHN WICK THE SMARTASS WHO PLAYS SAGE IN THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE SPONGE ON THE RUN
SAGE:Hi I'm John Wick But You Can Call Me SmartAss Sage
JOHNWICK: YEP
by UnpredictableJoel November 13, 2020
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It's a really nice and sweet movie about this man's love for his dog that his wife gave him after she passed away from a terminal illnesses
I really love the movie John Wick
by Margarita Charlie November 16, 2019
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A person that has the ability to build a fucking mansion when getting shot at by an Assault Rifle and will have no mercy nor remorse when engaged in a fight. Or it could be a 12 year old kid who bought tiers using his moms credit card.
Person 1: Oh shit i see a John Wick. Person 2: Let him pass.
by Hella Bread May 03, 2018
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A aim bot hacker who gets banned for killing 700+ people and when he gets unbanned he still goes and kills people and gets banned again for the same reason and it happens over and over over
Viggo: It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.

Iosef: Who? That fucking nobody?

Viggo: That "fuckin' nobody"... is John Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga."

Iosef: The Boogeyman?

Viggo: Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.

Iosef: Oh.
by fago tot March 16, 2019
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A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021
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John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!
guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !
by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019
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Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
by The Chicken Enthusiast November 04, 2018
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