a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

A John Henry is a sexual move in which you lift a woman with double under hooks, with your elbow pit cradling her knee pit. Clasp your hands in a gable grip for maximum effect.

You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine.

From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."

A very famous celebrity.
Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

A term used to describe a mostly smoked or nearly empty bowl of marijuana. Often shortened to "JH."