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a school of alpha males where the teachers force you to do pe and every couple of years a registered sex offender joins the long list of names of students from the school typically known as the owners of Purley they walk around like proper solid lads. also noted their headteacher looks like a hedgehog
Girl 1: “is that a John fisher lad”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s
by AlphaShagger69 July 23, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A school full of wannabe road men who do rugby more than education who pretend like they’ve fucked caterham girls but low key like Coloma . They also pull their “jawlines” so hard they loose teeth
Oh hey look at the john Fisher boys they’re well fit
by “That” bitch! September 19, 2017
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fucking little cunts who think theyre bad cause they smoke weed and think theyre on it but truthfully theyre all pussies and fucking wet, when they leave school theyll either be a fucking gay fraud boy who begs for sex or a postman
'what school does that boy go he thinks hes so cool lol'
' he goes john fisher the fucking gay catholic twat'
by modafukapussyboi June 02, 2019
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John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL
by Johnfisberisshit June 09, 2020
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A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.
John Fisher is a batty school.
by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020
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