A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.
I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.
by Kiabash November 29, 2009
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Jof is a nicknbame used towards someone of the name of Jon, Jonathan, John or Johnathan.
by jof (hahaha) January 03, 2005
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Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.
Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.
by Scrotex December 01, 2004
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Like a jif, only longer. Approximately 26.2 minutes. A marathon of minutes.
Earl: I have to shower and poop, brb in a jof
Depot: a full jof or a half jof?
Earl: full jof
by therearegonats October 15, 2007
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A type of man that has a fetish of little girls pants
Wow man he's such a Jof
by Jof3 July 04, 2017
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Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'
Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!
by Dan & Tom May 06, 2007
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