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Jof is a nicknbame used towards someone of the name of Jon, Jonathan, John or Johnathan.
by jof (hahaha) January 03, 2005
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.
Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.
by Scrotex December 01, 2004
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Like a jif, only longer. Approximately 26.2 minutes. A marathon of minutes.
Earl: I have to shower and poop, brb in a jof
Depot: a full jof or a half jof?
Earl: full jof
by therearegonats October 15, 2007
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A type of man that has a fetish of little girls pants
Wow man he's such a Jof
by Jof3 July 04, 2017
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