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A huge cunt that nobody likes. Tends to bottle huge success within video games, typically FIFA 17 (FUT Champs)
*loses in fut champs* oh you've done a JoeyCosmic
by Minicoop167 April 19, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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