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Usually has a large nose and walks around with an erect semi. Don't let him penetrate your gluteus minimus
by Johnny acapella April 12, 2016
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A very large foreheaded extraterrestrial being who travels back and forth between the mother ship and planet earth. Joe is a big money baller but he spends his money on nonsence garbage, and likes the you know what in his you know where.
by SJm27 December 02, 2011
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THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
by saggydaddy September 04, 2020