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OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.
OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩
by jodtheheisman October 13, 2020
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
by jonelone January 16, 2010
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short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
by aznchoiboi8 December 01, 2005
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A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.
Your a absolute JOD
by Urban turban123 May 24, 2018
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Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
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Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
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