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1 - copying or stealing someone's style

2 - or flirting with someone
Alisha was jocking off of me by wearing the same shirt I wore the other day
by UrbanMahogany April 25, 2015
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Derived from the term, "Being on someone's jock (as in jock strap)" meaning to attempt to imitate their style, especially in music.
"MCs be jockin' my style" - Craig Mack
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone
Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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Derived from the word jock strap. Much in the way a jock strap cups, secures, and holds in place someone's nuts (balls or testicles), some humans also hold, grip, or "jock" someone in order to impress, gain favor, or attract.
Jocking is the act or art of placing someone on a higher level or pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so.
"I wish John would stop jocking Terri for a date!"
"Do you see the way Sally has been jocking Mr. Brown for a good grade?"
by Trance the MC August 01, 2007
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To Hit up on someone(usually gurlz)
AKA Get a lot of girls
Cruzin down the street in my '64 Jocking the Bitches slaping the hoes - by Eazy-e
by STR8 outha Compton October 04, 2005
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1. Trying to be like someone of a higher status
2. Acting like a jock, ex.- hitting on the girls with the "ideal figure",
3. Taking someone else's work from an HTML site, and claiming it as your own. Like plagiarism, but more specific.
1. "Mike is so jocking on Trevor, he always does exactly what he does."
2. *Boy walks right past 'typical girl' to pack of cheerleaders in short skirts* "DANG you women so fine, hows I take you all for a ride tonight?"
3. "Erika is jocking, she has this new layout code in her site, but it's really Leah's"
by Anonymous Philly January 10, 2006
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