When someone pukes and farts and the same time
Wow, that guy just Jochemed everywhere!!! Something that accompanies heavy drinking/parties.
by y2kavengeres July 18, 2010
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Dutch open minded guy. Always the funniest in the room. A creative genius who has a good taste of music.

He is also very good at cooking. Not that good at sports tho. He is a bad liar and he is bad at hiding his emotions.
He preffers cats over dogs and he wont be able to find a suitible partner very fast.

He is a bit slower at things in life but thats okay.
"Hahahaha, good joke Jochem "
"Jochem is kinda weird, but also funny"
by Ravendave447 December 14, 2020
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