the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .
Totally gutted.
Totally gutted.
by jobbycake March 20, 2016
by ForgeDMD May 06, 2005
Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it
by Pure-Autism August 11, 2017
Andy at Bonaroo: “Wow, Jim and Pam haven’t come back from the bathroom yet.”
Dwight: “She’s probably giving him a porta-jobby.”
Dwight: “She’s probably giving him a porta-jobby.”
by EmergentSea February 06, 2019
When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.
by RoboScot80 June 08, 2021
by Moan the GERS January 24, 2020