Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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when u live in the city and your bogies are dark and smelly because of pollution and smog.
gregor picked his nose jobbies and ate it.
by smashing jobbser November 09, 2009
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Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.
Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!
by big al June 06, 2004
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As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".
Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."
by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009
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When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.
by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019
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a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.
by Mr.Know.It.All May 31, 2006
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Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.
See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.
by Flubbery Bumole June 21, 2020
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