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Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.
by loser September 27, 2004
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A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.
Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.
Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.
by HR_Advisory January 03, 2012
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1. a job, career, occupation
2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.
2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.
dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!
dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..
dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..
by Mr. Trousers November 02, 2012