A tea-drinking British man that can usually be spotted from a distance given his birthmark is showing.

Might be running from Cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.