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that jo hoe is raving about how she just got tickets to the jonas brothers concert....it kinda makes me want to get some.
by thismachinekills August 09, 2008
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A girl of any shape size or variety obsessed with the jonas brothers, usually seen wearing t-shirts, binders coverd in youngest (jail bait) Jobro and annoying Tokio Hotel fans.
They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.
They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.
Common JoHoe convo.
"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"
"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"
by SIOBHAN MADE THIS PHRASE. October 18, 2008
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1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.
1. Miley Cyrus dated Nick, therefore she is an (ex) JoHoe.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.
by JONASsucks October 07, 2008
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A term used to refer to a bunch of ufhoes from the forth dimensions photosynthesising their Honda hat leader genderman Jones
Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you
Dr phill : no bitch you won't
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you
Dr phill : no bitch you won't
by Delusional fangirl 357 April 14, 2020
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A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.
“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
by George Carson September 21, 2017