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jlp
A made-up word that Erin (The Office) tried to use in Scrabble.
"I jlp you!"
by IKHK November 17, 2019
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compost me
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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juicy latina pu$$y!!
tristan: hey you see that latina?
brian: yeah i bet she got that jlp!!
by fuckbitchesgetmoney420swag October 14, 2020
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The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014
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jlp v.: Posting the Jean Luc Picard facepalm image as reaction to a really stupid forum post.
Man, I just had to jlp CJR for his retarded post in RWI.
by Mephisto14 September 07, 2010
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Jlp as in jlping someone
I jlp you
by Fortnutter August 20, 2019
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