Urban Dictionary: jizzy

–adjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .

When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.

by mick e May 22, 2009

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Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 28, 2011

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jizzy

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

by the snowmen October 17, 2006

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Jizzy

Another slang term for a joint

Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.

Lets go smoke a joint on the roof

by Shiba SHiba September 25, 2003

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jizzy

A couple that is all over each other in large group situations creating an awkward vibe for everyone else present, reminiscent of a public jiz.

Everyone flinched at the idea of inviting the jizzy of the group to the party.

by The_Brothel August 23, 2009

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can either refer to izzy, as it rhymes with izzy, or it can be a ship name for izzy x anyone with a name starting with j, usually jaxson.

please never ever use it as a ship name

izzy: cocaine shane!
shane: shut up jizzy!

by izzyhighlighter October 19, 2018