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sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.
Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.
n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!
by Tiffany November 02, 2002
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Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!
"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"
by Testa Aunt January 13, 2004
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Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....
Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.
Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
by Chief Slapaho June 04, 2013
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