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A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").
Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.
by gnick February 28, 2005
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.
by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017
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