Urban Dictionary: jizzlobber

Top definition

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

by Django April 19, 2004

May 2 Word of the Day

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 01, 2019

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

by lukus September 19, 2006

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations

Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me

by VIMETTLE April 04, 2021