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A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.
"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."
by Kate April 28, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A guy or girl that cuts you off while driving!
That fuckin jizzhead cut me off again, I'm gonna ram him!!
by urlilcrazybitch2 June 28, 2009
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a person with the name justin fisher.
justin is a jizzhead.
by cj March 30, 2004
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