Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers
by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 25, 2010
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A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.
Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.
by Slow Baby October 22, 2011
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a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer
by eskj September 11, 2006
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A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.
Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017
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" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."
by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010
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