by bramo2 January 22, 2010
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1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.
2. The son of god.
2. The son of god.
1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."
2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"
2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"
by Jizzers Crust June 20, 2006
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Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.
ie: Jantzen.
"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"
by NarNar October 07, 2004
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Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.
by StormSammons August 07, 2009
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by Cum and Get It July 21, 2010
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Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.
When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
by Zombie Apocalypse ;O March 06, 2011
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Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").
- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!
- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
by MacroPhallus May 22, 2012
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