Urban Dictionary: jizzbag

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.

You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.

by bradscsi July 06, 2004

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a person who coaches children's american football. a person who watches children's american football practice.

these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.

What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".

"sports is for idiots"

--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963

Someone who coaches or watches children's american football practice is a jizzbag.

by jdflksjdlkfj August 12, 2007

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jizz bag

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.

note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum

by emotional_invalid January 05, 2009