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dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate
by Jake the snake carney January 02, 2008
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.
Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"
by Jacob weiner face January 11, 2008
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