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A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.
"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"
by Michael Likesit June 14, 2006
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jizzworthy is an adjective.
-worthy of jizz
-so good it makes you jizz
-as good as an orgasm
-induces a desire for sex with
"that boy is jizzworthy"
"these mozzarella sticks are jizzworthy"
by allenthedude November 02, 2009
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a very fine, hot, sexy, good-looking, gorgeous person that makes you just wanna jizz when you see them.

Can also be a positive description for something, eg. "that party last night was so jizzworthy"

derived from the word jizz, meaning to come. Originally comes from the song "jizz in my pants" by the lonely island.
She/he is so jizzworthy.

That party last night was so jizzworthy.

I love that song, it's so jizzworthy.
by smileysteph21 September 12, 2010
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the annoying squid on mario kart that jizzes all over your screen when you race
Daniel: Man i was playin' Mario kart the other day and jizzworthy got his load all over my face! I couldn't do a thing.

Carmen: WTF... that's messed up
by King Peach July 17, 2010
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