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A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".
Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!
by JRsuperstar April 16, 2010
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A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.
Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.
by seangribben January 10, 2008
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1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person
Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.
by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012
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two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!
hey you candy ass jizz rag!
by snood February 24, 2005
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1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 13, 2003
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Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag
Shit I don't have my jizz rag
by Gajlwvbw December 18, 2015
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A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 February 25, 2016
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