1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen
by shabat July 06, 2008
1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks
look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer
by luron September 21, 2008
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009