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To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.

Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (
by Niv February 16, 2006
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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