One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.
George is all about the penis jive.
by Caley Hughes March 08, 2005
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jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
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When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
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Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe
"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.
by Ryan Mulhern July 20, 2008
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it means a sertain person or object that is fake or is just plain out grimmy.
hey danny why did you take my shoe without asking.
by virgil roberts May 10, 2003
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