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A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
by theyarngamer July 02, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.
by frozenbabybatter April 05, 2009
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The gentle art. A form of martial arts which includes no strikes but uses a variety of chokes locks and cranks. Used commonly for self defense is known to be the best martial art for defending one self
by Jiujitsu lifestyle April 27, 2015
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Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.
by lemmejitsonyou February 23, 2010
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Literally translate to "Gentle Arts" in Japanese. In theory created more than 2000 years before Christ in India, by a monk who did not have a weapon to defeat themselves from barbarian attacks. The influences spread to China and eventually had taken root to Japan. The arts were elaborated and used in the Samurai Era to be the first martial arts ever known in Japan. This traditional arts involved in striking, throwing, or grappling. Hence the disciple of karate, judo, and aikido.
by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
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Jiu jitsu is one of the core arts of MMA, if you don’t know what that is, stop reading.
Using frames and levers with the skeleton, given enough time and effort, anyone from a fit ex rock climber, wrestler, soccer player, etc, to the fattest, slob fuck at the grocery, to the small woman in your office, jiu jitsu will allow you to completely, if wanted or warranted, completely fucking ruin someone.
Using frames and levers with the skeleton, given enough time and effort, anyone from a fit ex rock climber, wrestler, soccer player, etc, to the fattest, slob fuck at the grocery, to the small woman in your office, jiu jitsu will allow you to completely, if wanted or warranted, completely fucking ruin someone.
That little nerdy dude over there is in my jiu jitsu class. He will fuck you up so bad, so fast, and there will be almost nothing that you could do to stop it.
by wonderstuff November 05, 2018