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1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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The lesser known name for 'cum'.
The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
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ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.
I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.
by Zolatan August 12, 2005
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Slang term for pre-ejaculatory or ejaculatory (seminal) fluid of the male sex organ.
Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.
by quality control January 30, 2005
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Jismonic man juices.

See semen cum jizz.
Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?

Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.

*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004
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