May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.

In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.
by Orange Dingo December 29, 2005
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The bitch looked kinda nasty so I made sure I was wearing my jimmyhat when I was fuckin' her.
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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A jimmy hat is slang for a condom.
Before you dip your stick, put on a jimmy hat.
by Kahn.no May 25, 2005
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