When rustled, convey feelings of discontent or of being upset.

One can only reach true enlightenment when his jimmies are eternally unrustled.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

A person who's name is used in every situation. Usually blamed on.

(n.) A New England term used to replace the word "sprinkles", typically used when ordering ice cream

A person who likes to give firm handshakes.
He also likes to jerk the turkey.
He is addicted to welches fruit snacks.

a slang term used for sprinkles

A rod shaped chocolate candy for icecream popular in the Northeast U.S. and also a term for condoms in the South U.S.