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Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.
by chris September 22, 2003
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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An evil Kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.
"I got loaded on Jim Beam and ended up in the Harlin County Jail for the weekend."
by serpent July 15, 2004
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A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.
When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.
by Steve June 10, 2005
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A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.
Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...
by mashfaysh October 17, 2007
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An unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. It's kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.
Your grandma snuck through the liquor store till some Jim Beam caught her eye.
by nothingsnecessary November 01, 2012
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