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The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The female phrase of to masturbate, otherwise known as the female version of to jack off.
She was so horny she had to jill off, and relieve her tension. The guys had such hot bodies at the gym that it made her want to jill.
by Chandler V. April 01, 2007
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The female version of "Jack Off". Jack and Jill- masterbate
Hey jackie, the sexting was great....Did u get to Jill Off last night?
by will6252 August 05, 2008
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When Jill go down her OWN hill...
She Jill-offs once a night before Jack cums tumbling after.
by TsarinaValya June 13, 2003
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