A deadly and explosive vagina that causes death or maiming of ones dick, that burns like it is on fire.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
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A deadly vagina that hates infidels. Causing death or maiming of a penis with a excruciating burning sensation.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
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A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.
Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.
Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
by the_senator January 28, 2013
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Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian October 28, 2017
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One that is radical with the female vagina, to the point where he is jihadist, and terroristic. Sometimes causes suicidal attacks on a female clitoris.
by The Dutchboy February 28, 2006
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when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick
by Ashley Walsh July 06, 2006
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when a guy tapes a single stick of dynamite to his dick, lights it and analy fucks the shit out of a girl until his and her time are up (mostly done in colordo)
"jack" did you hear about what happened at the 7-11 on the corner? "joe" no what happened? "jack" that guy frank dirty jihad'd jill until BANG and the police found franks dick and wondered how he put a stick of dynamite on it
by the man who invented it July 15, 2011
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