A foul tasting/smelling blend of blood, anal secretions, shit, semen, and sweat created when a man (usually a jihadi) fucks a farm animal hard.
Qassim Aziz: Oooh, Abu Salat! This goat was delivered to me by Allah himself!

Abu Salat: Dammit, be more careful, Qassim Aziz! You are splattering me with Jihad Juice!
by shantibebeh July 28, 2016
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when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick
in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad
by Ashley Walsh July 06, 2006
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The act of forcing a blowjob with a dirty bomb, plane, gun, anthrax, ect.
Muhammed told her to get on her knees and blow him, but when she refused he went into the cockpit and threatened to crash the plane into the building she caved and against her will gave him what he wanted; that is a blow jihad.
by alky January 04, 2008
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A secret organisation with super secret missions including deciding the fate of virgins.
"We are the Crimson Jihad and we are here for you young virgin"
by A Member of the Crimson Jihad September 18, 2009
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The jihad jesters is any pair of muslim pornstars. They usually are brothers who perform and act in the same movie, but not on each other. The lucky woman can than say she has been jestered. The terms origins come from two brothers who were raised in an affluent Minnesota suburb, but then turned to the porno industry. There family was ashamed and said they were nothing but jesters.
Omar and Talal are Muslim brothers who like staring in the same prono films, therefore, they are jihad jesters.
by Mr. Burfiend June 29, 2006
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Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.
why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?
by rudeboy_001 February 09, 2009
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love jihad is a conspiracys theory used by hindu nationalists to claim that muslim men only marry hindu women to decrease hindu population. it is generally promoted by the BJP, the ruling party of India, this party has previously used the holocaust as an example on why everyone should be of the same race, ideology and religion, this was seen as an insult against holocaust survivors
even though the police has found no evidence on love jihad existing, the media will still support it like it is a hard fact
by @mrkulci June 29, 2019
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