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idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person
"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"
by bobby seidel February 04, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF
1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.
by Hyrix July 06, 2016
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A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore
I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?
by Zero2None February 11, 2016
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Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!
-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...
by Bullar är bruna June 27, 2016
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Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)
by Midwest_Expatriate May 03, 2005
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Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate.
Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice.
Adjective: to define sexual stability.
That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!
by thebrowns0n December 05, 2010
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