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idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person
"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"
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A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore
I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?
by Zero2None February 11, 2016
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1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF
1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.
by Hyrix July 06, 2016
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An OG skeppy meme referencing skeppys name sounding like skippy the peanut butter brand making Jif skeppys enemy, Jif also came and played on skeppys Minecraft server invadedlands.net
by layaakasomeone March 25, 2021
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Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!
-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...
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Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)
by Midwest_Expatriate May 03, 2005
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